THE BFGS DREAMS!(is he here or not?)

Hello, I am back from adventures!
I uncovered amazing dreams from the BFG and I wouldn't mind to tell you some. I asked the BFG to come in, my office was 22 feet tall and well he was 24 so we moved to the patio.
The BFG was so interested to be here he said:
"I is so interested to be here. Is there any fuzzhumpling snozzcumbers like last time? If there are I'll enjoy some eggs."
After a while of eating he gave me some great ideas about fuzzy things. His grammar and spelling weren't that well.
Dream 1 for boys:
I is racing my cars along a track in Sweden when POOF! I is on the track next to Mr Hedge my maths teacher, soon I is noticing I is racing my entire schooly and I is the winning one. Soon I is racing around the world to London, where I is upfront and I is noticing that pushing a wiggly or little tooth makes I go faster. I is meeting the humbug queen. After that I reach Sweden and come back home. Then I is waking up.
Dream 1 for girls:
I is in magic dancing shoes that are labelled 'DO NOT WEAR'. I start dancing to the pretty jivey bogey. I is dancing to the moon, I is giving out roses, also I is giving out autosnaps. I dance till I start falling and turn to a tap dancer. I dance so hard I fly all the way to the USA. I is pleased to be on the snappy place in Gollywood. I dance my shoes off until I is turning to a Jazz dancer. After my concert in Aussie I is awaking.