Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Grandma my grandma

My grandma isn't very old. She is 75 or 78 and she is very young for a grandma at the moment. She has fluffy grey hair and her eyes look as black as a plum. Shes quite young for a grandma, but shes still a grandma! Also she had creases like crumpled paper



Grandma has had a dog. The dog started with Q it wasn't Queen, but it was too hard to spell. Its very different.

Grandma smells nice, its not much of a question of what she smells like. Its very nice and not noticeable enough to be smelt everywhere. Everything is very fuzzy smelling and its not too hard to smell it up close!

Grandma feels very soft and very nice. Thats one of the reasons I give her hugs. The other is because I love her! Don't even think of saying your grandma is super soft, I bet mines softer!

Me and Grandma share a name dad/mum told me. I bet it was Grandmas first name. Its giving me a headache!

I love my grandma alot, shes the best! I love her so much and she also is very brainy. Grandmas the best Grandma ever!

Thursday, July 22, 2010

When we brought our dog

This is based on my story about the new dog I know called DJ. I have tried to learn. They just named DJ, I don't know why soon I will start.

Friday, July 16, 2010

The grand duchesses dogs

Chapter 1
The duchess was a dog lover. All over the grounds were dogs, more then 3400 and even more then two million! Every year, everyday she sold over three thousand dogs and all never got lost. If dogs did get lost, they went to the duchess and had a good cuddle. One week the duchess was signing papers when Mr.Raven walked in. "My grand duchess, Rome recives her land and she has plans for you," Mr Raven chewed the smoke bar. "Rome has been happy to recive her land today and this is a great day for her. We plan to see to the land tonight and get rid of the things in the wrong area." The duchess bit her lip. The duchess knew Rome did not like dogs and planned to get rid of all. Only Duchess the second of Rome had knew of Romes allgery to dogs and this meant she did not like them. Duchess planned to move the dogs but these thousands of dogs would be hard to move. "Why does Rome want her land?"
"You have been duchess of France for 50 years."
"Thats not long."
"But you have reached 62 that will be old."
"I could rule to 100!"
"But that is very old duchess!"
"It is not James Raven! Get out of the lounge now!"

The quest for the fish *part 4*

The wind was still blowing when the ship blew into large rocks. Then a hum came over the hero's ship. All the hero ship could say everything. The faint hum, buzz and tick sound rimmed over. The fast wind jagged.
Then a mermaid appeared before them. A eclipse ran over everybody. "WHO PASSES ROYAL MERMAID PASS?" Boomed the angel mermaid. "STAT YOUR COURSE, I WILL LET YOU THROUGH AND LET YOU ENTER SOME OF MY REALM." Captain Newport humped. "I come for the good fate of my nation!" Captain Newport boasted. "America depends on the divide of cups of the second wine." The mermaid opened her tails and humphed away. Soon they were in the behalf of the realm. Two ponies flew before him. They stole the boat, it was war, terrifying and fine as always.
The ponies dropped the ship in a side of the behalf. All the native islanders ran from the boats to the huts. "Why are they scared of us papa?" Connor asked. Captain Newport shook his large head and stared a 'I do not know' look. Captain Newport took of his coat and passed it to the 3 dock dogs. "We need to continue."

Monday, June 21, 2010

The quest for the fish*part 3*

They started gambling that they had reached some land. Captain Newport took a fish but then a large creature lured them under the water, they yelled very loud, by loud it was a racket and by soon the boat was lured up. They joked as all knew 243383262863 million people lived in a world and 2735 in a portal. They struggled by fishing threw the water though, as thy knew the water was no place for man and it was. A large shark swam up and attacked the ship with razor sharp teeth Emily fell off the edge in the battle. Soon a while after two fair widows died in the ship. If you want to know that they survived do not read the next bit.
The shark bit the half of the boat, yanking it down, cursing the lips and hitting the ship. Captain Newport yelled with horror as the shark bit the sail away causing them to sail back to where they started. The sail was made fast and they sailed back the shark was fast. After weeks they were still where they are now lost, till these lovely people hauled them back to shore and warm land came. These people looked English, spoke English but weren't English. They had a meal that felt so nice, they were great cooks on fires and they seemed best at steaming dry swishy fish. They were surprised yes they were.
END OF PART 4

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Pony girls pony knows all

Chapter 1
Avril Lana took her bag and ran to Winches animal shelter. She has always wanted a pony and this was her chance! Taking her watch off in case a pony got scared by it, the small trail outside ended in a fresh smell of hay and she smiled very happy to see the ponies. Fifteen ponies ran over the barn whinnying delighted to see a costumer as many got horses and forgot about them. One pony ran quick and happy to see her. It was a bay mare, she was happy, she was fitness
fulled and action packed and very nice. She asked for this bay mare, pulling her to a spare paddock and she smiled differently. Mother, Gran, Pop and Great-great gran stood next to Avril who was dancing happily. All patted the bay mare and greeted her effectively. She noticed that the pony liked her oddly very much. Taking the spoon off the bowl she picked up a mixer and fresh carrots. She had recived papers that told her about the pony. Naming her 'Ally' she walked with the food. The pony looked, nuzzled her, nuzzled again and ate. Avril saw two other girls walking. "Hey I'm Avril,"She smiled.
"I'm Ellie,"The dark haired girl said.
"I'm Mimi,"The orange freckled girl said.
"We love ponies!'' The two girls added.
"ME TOO!"Avril exclaimed.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

THE BFGS DREAMS!(is he here or not?)

Hello, I am back from adventures!
I uncovered amazing dreams from the BFG and I wouldn't mind to tell you some. I asked the BFG to come in, my office was 22 feet tall and well he was 24 so we moved to the patio.
The BFG was so interested to be here he said:
"I is so interested to be here. Is there any fuzzhumpling snozzcumbers like last time? If there are I'll enjoy some eggs."
After a while of eating he gave me some great ideas about fuzzy things. His grammar and spelling weren't that well.
Dream 1 for boys:
I is racing my cars along a track in Sweden when POOF! I is on the track next to Mr Hedge my maths teacher, soon I is noticing I is racing my entire schooly and I is the winning one. Soon I is racing around the world to London, where I is upfront and I is noticing that pushing a wiggly or little tooth makes I go faster. I is meeting the humbug queen. After that I reach Sweden and come back home. Then I is waking up.
Dream 1 for girls:
I is in magic dancing shoes that are labelled 'DO NOT WEAR'. I start dancing to the pretty jivey bogey. I is dancing to the moon, I is giving out roses, also I is giving out autosnaps. I dance till I start falling and turn to a tap dancer. I dance so hard I fly all the way to the USA. I is pleased to be on the snappy place in Gollywood. I dance my shoes off until I is turning to a Jazz dancer. After my concert in Aussie I is awaking.